Fat Bastard

About Fat Bastard

Fat Bastard Auto Cannabis Seeds by Auto Seeds Fat Bastard Autoflower delivers that rare mix of uplifting energy and smooth relaxation in one steady wave. The high starts bright and euphoric, bringing a clear, happy headspace that naturally settles into an easy, body-soothing calm. With THC levels over 25%, it packs heavyweight power while staying balanced enough for creative focus, social moments, or end-of-day unwinding. Known for its steady, supportive nature, many users say Fat Bastard Auto may help ease stress, anxiety, migraine tension, and everyday aches, promoting relaxation and better rest. (User-reported effects, not medical advice.) Flavour is where this strain shines — zesty citrus and tropical candy lead the way, backed by sweet-skunky undertones that linger long after the exhale. Smooth, rich, and unmistakably dank, it’s a flavour you’ll remember. Growing Fat Bastard Autoflower is straightforward and rewarding. A cross of Goldmember x Monkey Spunk x Ruderalis, it’s tough, fast, and forgiving — perfect for newcomers yet satisfying for seasoned growers. Expect 8–10 weeks from seed to harvest, medium height (100–150 cm), and yields around 400–500 g/m² indoors. Light training, steady airflow, and warm temps (24–26°C) bring out thick, sugary colas coated in resin. The finished buds are dense, lime-green, and heavily frosted, with vivid orange pistils and a nose that screams citrus candy meets classic skunk. Crack a jar and you’ll know immediately — this one’s the real deal. Fast, potent, and easy to grow, Fat Bastard Autoflower hits the sweet spot: elite genetics, top-shelf flavour, and powerhouse effects in a short, no-fuss cycle. Perfect for anyone who wants pro-level results with zero drama. Genetics: Goldmember x Monkey Spunk x Ruderalis Type: 50% Indica / 50% Sativa Flowering Time: 60-70 Days Height: 100cm-150cm Yield: 400–500gr/m² Flavour & Aroma: Fruity, Sour, Skunk, Sweet Effects: Uplifting, Relaxing, THC: 25%+